Two Christmases ago, my sister Danielle, gave me and my other sister, Kami, necklaces from Tiffany. Each pendant was the Tiffany bean. I am Big Bean, Danielle is Middle Bean, and Kami, is Little Bean.
Today Dr. Fang gave me Baby Bean.
At the beginning of her examination, she declared as she poked around with her rubber gloved covered hand, "There's definitely something going on in there!"
Dr. Fang then rolled a condom (something that would've come in handy about 8 weeks ago), onto a dildo like device and proceeded to probe around. On the monitor we saw lots of gray things that she pointed out like a tour gude, "On your left we have your uterus...". I'll spare you the rest of the details.
John said he was never so happy to be a man.
Then we saw a black void, with a little bean floating around inside. She pointed out the head, and I have to admit, it was the same size as the body. Definitely our kid.
And then there was a flashing blip. Dr. Fang said that was the heart. Omigod, we actually are pregnant.
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