John came home on Valentine's Day. By this time, rationality had set in, and I was considering that there could be an outside chance that the test was in fact working. We had one last test remaining, so we tried it again.
John logged on to the ept website to read the directions, and I went to go pee on the stick. Again, we waited the two minutes. Again the perpendicular lines popped up, threatening to be a plus sign.
"See! It's inconclusive! The horizontal line is fuzzy!", I insisted.
"Um, honey. That is a plus. ", John corrected, "the directions say that the lines might not be the same color, but if there is a vertical line at all, then it's positive."
"Um Really? Holy Shit."
After that, neither one of us remembers what happend. We probably both fainted.
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